Pay Me Like a Mediocre White Man Glitter Sticker

Make your message impossible to ignore! The Pay Me Like a Mediocre White Man Glitter Sticker blends humor, rage, and sparkle into one unapologetically bold statement. Featuring hand-lettered typography with glitter accents, this sticker is a reminder that wage inequality is real—and you’re not here for it.

Stick it on your laptop, planner, office water bottle, workstation, or car window. Whether you’re clocking in at your 9-to-5, working freelance, or fighting the patriarchy from your favorite coffee shop, this sticker is the raise request they won’t forget.

Crafted from high-quality vinyl with a protective laminate, this sticker is made to endure the elements—just like every woman who has ever been asked to “smile more” while doing twice the work.

Handmade in Columbus, OH